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AJ is the Honey Island Swamp Monster

Swamp Monster

Wikipedia describes the Honey Island Swamp Monster as follows: The creature is described as bipedal, 7 feet (2 m) tall, with gray hair and yellow or red eyes, and accompanied by a disgusting smell.

Check. Check. Check and Check.

I have spent 13 minutes gathering the information to alleviate ALL doubt.


(Tall, obviously.)

Yellow or Red Eyes

And ANYONE who has spent time in his lair, know the pungent smells that power over ones senses.

If you have ANY DOUBT, I DARE you to prove me wrong!

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