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Alligator Jokes


Hey! Here’s a long list of one-liners you can use on your next swamp adventure!  I’m sorry and you’re welcome

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator

Q: What’s the similarity between a Alligator and Windows? A: Neither of them has enough bytes!

Q: How many arms has a alligator got? A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!

Q: Why don’t alligators like fast food? A: Because they can’t catch it!

Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower? A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!

Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers? A: It’s filled with liti-gators.

Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS? A: A Navi-gator.

Q: What do alligators call human children? A: Appetizers.

Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas? A: Santa Jaws!

Q: What’s worse than one alligator coming to dinner? A: Two alligators coming to dinner

Q: What do alligators drink before a race? A: Gator-Ade.

Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny? A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Q: Why won’t alligators attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy!

Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator? A: He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.

Q: What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind? A: A tail-gator.

Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink A: Jaw-va

Q: What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language A: Jaw-va

Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight? A: An Instigator.

Q: What is an alligators favorite smell? A: Human blood.

Q: What do you get a girl that likes crocodiles? A: All I got her is shoes.

Q: What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat? A: a jawbreaker.

Q: Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman? A: He was an expert dele-gator.

Q: Why shouldn’t you taunt an alligator? A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end.

Q: What do you call a reptile that works on a farm? A: An irri-gator.

Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a gator? A: One’s bark is worst than his bite.


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